HALLS Throat Soothing (Previously HALLS Breezers) Creamy Strawberry Throat Drops, 25 Drops

If you love Halls because of those crazy menthol vapors that unstuff stuffy noses, then these are not the drops for you, but if your throat is on fire and you wish there was a tiny fireman who could drive his tiny fire truck onto your shoulder and put out your throat inferno, then you definitely need some of these aptly named soothing throat drops. Now if you don’t like strawberry I probably wouldn’t recommend these to you, unless you’ve lost your sense of taste, to which it really wouldn’t matter what flavor you like as long as the throat drops work, and these certainly work well. When I’m so sick that it feels like 1000 little daggers are doing the river dance in my throat, these are my go to soothing remedy. DON’T let your kids try to bamboozle you into thinking they have sore throats just so they can eat one of these, be responsible and keep them away from pets and kids. DO seal the top of the zipper pack so when you knock the bag off your nightstand while fumbling in a feverish stupor in the middle of the night the drops don’t scatter everywhere on the floor. DON’T leave the little wrappers all over the house and in the bedsheets and literally on the floor 2 inches from the wastebasket so your wife has to pick up after you. DO feel confident that as long as you’ve got a handful of these you’ll have some relief to look forward to, even if the rest of your day is spent calling for someone to bring you a glass of water only to realize no one is home. Do these drops shorten the length of your illness? No, not at all. Do they soothe your death dagger sore throat? Absolutely.