Great Value Pepperoni Pizza Snack Rolls, 65 oz, 130 Count (Frozen)

Let's get one thing straight right out of the freezer, this is a Great Value pepperoni pizza snack roll, not an artisanal Neapolitan pie blessed by an Italian nonna at sunrise. If you go into this expecting wood fired perfection, that is on you, spiritually and emotionally. These little rolls do exactly what they promise. They are hot. They are cheesy. They contain pepperoni-adjacent enthusiasm. They crunch on the outside, lava on the inside, and absolutely slap at 11:47 pm when you are standing in your kitchen questioning your life choices. Are they gourmet? No. Are they consistent? Shockingly yes. Will they burn the roof of your mouth if you rush them? Absolutely, as tradition demands. For a store brand pizza snack bite, this is elite performance. You get 130 of them, which means you can feed a family, a teen sleepover, or yourself over the course of a week with zero shame. If you pair them with ranch, marinara, or raw determination, they shine. Five stars because I respected the price point, accepted reality, and was rewarded accordingly. Lower your expectations, raise your air fryer temperature, and enjoy your life.

These are my favorite pizza rolls. Compared to Totino's and the other supermarket brands these are a much better value and the individual rolls are very large. I place about 15 in the microwave for 2:20 then I pop them in the oven at 300° for about 7 minutes and they are perfect.