Swiss Miss Milk Chocolate Hot Cocoa Mix Canister (76.5 Ounce)

Ah, Swiss Miss, the undisputed champion of "I'm too lazy to make real hot chocolate." This 76.5 oz behemoth ensures I'll never run out—because why settle for a reasonable amount when I can have a lifetime supply of instant nostalgia? The flavor? Like a warm hug from your childhood, assuming your childhood involved chugging vaguely chocolate-flavored sugar water. Is it gourmet? Absolutely not. Does it slap on a cold day when my willpower is at an all-time low? You bet. Just add hot water (or, if you have even an ounce of self-respect, milk), stir until most of the powder dissolves, and enjoy the inevitable clumps of cocoa dust that refuse to assimilate. The canister also doubles as an emergency drum for impromptu kitchen concerts. Five stars because I'm too deep in this addiction to stop now.