Brute Super Tuff® Contractor Bags, 55 Gallon, 20 Bags (Twist Tie)

Let me tell you something about this 55-gallon contractor bag. This isn't your grandma's flimsy trash bag that gives up halfway down the driveway. No sir. This is The Hulk of garbage containment. I'm convinced it's made from a mix of recycled tank armor, black hole matter, and the tears of failed raccoons. I accidentally threw away a running weed-eater in one of these bad boys. Heard it buzzing around in there for a minute but the bag held strong, like it had seen worse in 'Nam. Took out the trash anyway—and it was still humming—neighbors watching me like I was a mob boss. I once tripped while holding a full one. Fell down the steps. The bag cushioned me. I was fine. The bag was fine. The drywall? Not so much. Also used one to patch a canoe. Floated down the river like a garbage-themed Lewis %26 Clark. Caught a fish. It didn't even struggle—just surrendered and climbed in the bag. Probably knew resistance was futile. At this point, I'm not sure if I'm buying these to throw things away… or to preserve them for future civilizations. Buy this bag. It doesn't hold trash. It holds your life together. 🗑️💪🛶