Aussie Miracle Waves Anti-Frizz Hemp Paraben-Free Conditioner, 12.1 fl oz

5/5 Stars – Finally, a shampoo worthy of my unreasonably long hair! By Rapunzel, Princess, Tower-dweller, and Former Victim of Split Ends Let me just say—after 18 years in a tower with no conditioner and only birds to consult on hair care—Australian shampoo is nothing short of a miracle. I don't know what they're putting in this stuff… kangaroo tears? Eucalyptus magic? The laughter of baby koalas? Whatever it is, my hair has never been softer, shinier, or more cooperative when being used as a ladder. Before this, brushing my hair took three hours, a small army of woodland creatures, and the patience of a saint. Now? A few pumps of this shampoo and I'm gliding through tangles like a Disney montage. Also, shoutout to the scent—it smells like a tropical vacation I'll never take because I'm too busy detangling 70 feet of fairy-tale tresses. Final thoughts: If this shampoo had existed sooner, I might've willingly stayed in that tower. But alas, freedom > frizz. Highly recommend for: • Princesses • People with hair longer than their life goals • Anyone whose hair doubles as emergency rope Note: Not suitable for witches with control issues.