Men's Chronic Costume

Chronic Costume for Men The Snootchie Bootchies What is the source of Chronic's powers? Some superheroes draw their powers from the sun. Other heroes gain their power from the bite of a weird, glowing bug. Not Chronic (he'd never let a friggin' weird bug bite him). The Chronic's powers come straight from... the Snootchie Bootchies. Yes, the Snootchie Bootchies. What are the Snootchie Bootchies? How do you wield the awesome power of Snootchie Bootchies? Can anyone wield the Snootchie Bootchies? How many times are we going to use the phrase "Snootchie Bootchies" in a single costume description? All secrets about the Snootchie Bootchies will be revealed! Design & Details Let's get down to business. In order to learn the power of the Snootchie Bootchies, you must first wear the uniform of a Snootchie Bootchies master, this Men's Chronic Costume. It's officially licensed from Jay and Silent Bob Reboot. The red and white jumpsuit helps you harness the full power of the Snootchie Bootchies. The red underwear on the exterior helps give you the confidence you need to battle it out with villains. The symbol on the chest showcases your dedication to the... uh, noble cause... of the Chronic. The headpiece and mask help protect your secret identity from your enemies. And the belt? Well, it doesn't hold your pants up, since this jumpsuit is a single piece and doesn't have pants. It does, however, make you feel more heroic. The finishing touch to the outfit is the red shoe covers and the gloves. They transform you into a true warrior of the Snootchie Bootchies. Secrets Revealed Unfortunately, the Snootchie Bootchies is really just a simple phrase. It won't give you any powers, but wearing this Jay and Silent Bob Reboot costume while saying it will make you feel friggin' awesome. Oh, and if you're wondering about how many times we used the words "Snootchie Bootchies," it was 14 times total. We think Jay would be proud.