Sawdust City Kids Today Are Soft. I Died Once When I Was Five, And My Mom... Funny Sign

This funny square sign is small enough to tuck on a bookshelf, end table, or kitchen counter, but the large text means everyone in the room will be able to read the words, "Kids Today Are Soft. I Died Once When I Was Five, And My Mom Made Me Walk It Off." Wood is always in style, and light distressing on the painted finish of this sign allows it to fit into any home. From cottage and shabby chic to farmhouse, rustic or even industrial, this little sign will fit right in. Due to the nature of wood, every piece will be unique. If you choose to hang your sign on the wall, it is light enough to balance on a single small nail via the routed slot in back. There are no metal hooks or hangers to scratch your walls.