Your Guide to Not Getting Murdered in a Quaint English Village (Hardcover)
Your Guide to Not Getting Murdered in a Quaint English Village (Hardcover)
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Your Guide to Not Getting Murdered in a Quaint English Village (Hardcover)

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NATIONAL BESTSELLER • Considering a trip to a quaint English village? You’ll think twice after learning about the countless murderous possibilities lurking behind the bucolic façades, thanks to this illustrated guide from #1 bestselling author Maureen Johnson and illustrator Jay Cooper—perfect for fans of cozy mysteries.

A weekend roaming narrow old lanes, touring the faded glories of a country manor, and quaffing pints in the pub. How charming. That is, unless you have the misfortune of finding yourself in an English Murder Village, where danger lurks around each picturesque cobblestone corner and every sip of tea may be your last. If you insist on your travels, do yourself a favor and bring a copy of this little book. It may just keep you alive. 

Brought to life with dozens of Gorey-esque drawings by illustrator Jay Cooper and peppered with allusions to classic crime series and unmistakably British murder lore, Your Guide to Not Getting Murdered in a Quaint English Village gives you the tools you need to avoid the same fate, should you find yourself in a suspiciously cozy English village (or simply dream of going). Good luck! And whatever you do, avoid the vicar.
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Jan 9, 2022
Marla
5 out of 5 stars review

Be ware!

This was a fun book that I bought for my husband. We have long wanted to vacation in Midsomer County, but it can be so dangerous! Something like going to Cabot Cove, Maine. With this book in our pocket we can safely manage many of the dangerous charming English villages. It is also a perfect bathroom book, it can be read in little bits.

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Feb 24, 2022
KATHLEEN
5 out of 5 stars review

Murder in English Villages

I read a lot of British mysteries and the title of this book just caught my eye. It's a short, easy read and had me snorting with laughter. Such a deadpan look at all those British villages!

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Jan 8, 2022
Katherine
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Hilarious!

This was my husband's favorite gift for Christmas. We have joked for years about how dangerous small villages in the UK must be, given all the murder mysteries set there!

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