"In this masterful salad of horror, science fiction, and fantasy, Talbot has created a surrealist nightmare salad of [Slavic] proportions." - S. T. Joshmann"It is amazing that something like this could ever get into print." - Derek Pandelman, author, The Devil's Shoe Horn"This is clearly the Roman 'A'-clef of the decade!" - Jazmyn Huerta, lead singer of Dilapidated Quim***RECOMMENDED FOR SUPER MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY***Morton Pinker is an average college student... until he gets high on bloo powder! This devilish little horror thriller is a zany, madcap romp through the worlds of drug sales and addiction, getting demon-possessed, being a robot, and more until Morton comes up against the Dharma Club: a group of sexy vampire killers with one thing on their mind: BEING BRAIN BROKEN! An instant classic, sure to be re-read and re-printed well into the 21st century. Mike "Doctah Pussay" Talbot is one of the world's best artists. He has written more than thirteen thousand short stories, and more than fifty novels. He lives in Ripon, Wisconsin with his wife, Susan, and their cat, Dink-o-Tron. He has a B.S. in Philosophy from State College. PLEASE NOTE: This is not the first edition of this book, and if you have seen previous editions, you know that the Dharma Club was originally an initiative, not a club. Well, guess what? There's a TV show that came out YEARS after this book first came out that used that phrase in its B.S., and now I had to change the name of my book on the advice of Timbreyelle and Josh who are my lawyers. So, it's a different title and I had to sacrifice it for my good book to get a republishment, but whatever. It's still the same book. I also changed an offensive word to "BRAIN BROKEN" and it didn't hurt the text so................................................................................................................................................you can probably still read and enjoy it even though it's the Dharma Club now not initiative.