"Come for the philosophy, stay for the dick jokes."Young and confused? This one's for you. If Socrates or Confucius were millennials, how would they perceive the world? What kind of solutions would they provide to the problems that trouble our youngsters? "Can money buy other forms of happiness too if it can buy weed?""Can aliens watch me masturbate?""Will there be a third World War if chocolates go extinct?""If I like having sex, should I try my luck in the porn industry?"If you any of the above questions, first of all "You're weird" and second of all, you have come to the right place. In his book, Vaibhav Chopra, a millennial himself, attempts to answer these questions with a sense of humour that requires a facial pimple density greater than five per square decimetres, both to write and understand, He explains what's going on in his mind and his stand on different arguments in classic youngster lingo, where decency and politeness get thrown under the bus to make room for pure awesomeness. Coming from a generation that can change its feeling and philosophies by the click of a button on their smartphones, Vaibhav examines humans and the things they do in a way that's "not polite to the pronoun" if you know what we mean. Even the author isn't free from the bipolarity that comes with pubic hair to the teenagers. At one moment, he makes you feel like you are the worst person in this world and the next, you will feel like the stars "ain't got nothin' on ya" when it comes to shining. Atheism, existentialism, nihilism, and even reality itself is questioned. Nothing is off-limits. Either you'll rip your hair out in frustration, or you'll be amazed enough to run on the streets naked shouting- "Eureka! I've found it."