87 Days

If you have ever wondered what a live ostrich beak tastes like or where the best place to take part in canoeing while inebriated is, then this book is for you. If perhaps you are interested in the proper etiquette required when someone tries to suture you to a cat or how to politely tell someone that they are on fire, then this book is for you. Or if you are stuck on bed rest, bored out of your mind, and your butt has fallen asleep, then this book is definitely for you.

Author: Stacy Cloran
Publisher: Balboa Press
Published: 01/25/2019
Pages: 250
Binding Type: Paperback
Weight: 0.65lbs
Size: 8.50h x 5.50w x 0.53d
ISBN: 9781982220556

About the Author
Stacy Cloran is a Mom, a Registered Veterinary Technician and a bed rest warrior and survivor. After serving an 87 day hospitalized bed rest sentence during her pregnancy, she found there was a definite lack of humorous support (especially when renting the hospital TV/phone/internet was $20/day....87x$20 - you do the math). During those 3 months she decided to help others stuck in similar situations by writing about her ordeal and recounting some of her unique life experiences to keep you entertained.