Almost Human Vampire Romance Fanged and Fabulous, Book 1, (Paperback)

I Wanna Suck Your...

Blood. I'm a vampire. Come on.

Then I met Simon and couldn't help thinking: maybe I'm after more than a little nutrition.

He's a runner on a strict diet.

I eat chips and queso as a main course.

He's punctual.

I think five minutes late is on time.

He's an engineer.

I tell stories for a living.

He's human.

I'm not.

One misanthropic vamp (me) meets one commitment-shy human (him) and sparks fly. But humans and vamps don't do relationships...right?

Note from the author: This book contains steamy vampire-human shenanigans, enough naughty words to make someone (not me) blush, and a vampire who secretly (deep, deep, deep down) longs to be loved.