A naive young man named Brock Talon journeys to the World Headquarters of Jehovah's Witnesses in New York City, seeking a spiritual paradise. But things are not at all what he expects.
Once there, he encounters a creature called The Hanger Man, a blubbery dude named Big Tex and a cute girl with epic breasts. He also chances upon the music icon Michael Jackson, an oddball named Mr. Coffee and various other denizens of that unique place called Bethel.
Join Brock as he rubs shoulders with the powerful leaders of the faith, explores the mysteries of Armageddon, investigates the secrets of paradise and wrestles with the conundrum of love, romance, drinking and sin.
This nostalgic tell-all from the 1980s is an adventure that will keep you laughing and crying, as well as inspire you to reflect upon your own personal journey to God's House.
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Cast of characters:
Brock Talon: The protagonist. A naive young Jehovah's Witness, seeking to better himself by giving his all to the faith.
Big Tex: Large, blubbery, obnoxious guy who may or may not have been from Texas.
The Hanger Man: The most fearsome creature in all Betheldom: an ancient, mumbling shell of a man giving to raging against all young 'uns who have no respect.
George Gangas: Governing Body member voted most likely to be played by Yoda.
Fred Franz: Nearly blind, diminutive, woman adoring rock star Governing Body member.
Dan Sydlik: Large, booming voiced Governing Body member with the young wife and a penchant for chocolate chip ice cream.
Joe Schmo: Annoying self-righteous dude with his own agenda.
Cutie Smith: Innocent JW girl looking for love, but protected by a shrew of a mother.
Mr. Coffee: Nearly crazy, loud mouthed, full-time "apostate" whose life is dedicated to disrupting Bethelites as much as possible.
RW: Short, pudgy, funny looking man around 40 years of age with a big bottom lip and a Napoleon complex, lofty eyes and a chip on his shoulder bigger than he is.
Elder Pockface: College professor elder who discourages other JWs from going to college.
Michael Jackson: Pop star who started out as a young straight black man from Gary Indiana, but who slowly turned himself into an old androgynous white woman from outer space.
Charity: Princess-like young woman who knows what she wants, but doesn't really do much about it.
