Tom's of Maine Fluoride-Free Antiplaque & Whitening Natural Toothpaste, Peppermint, 5.5 oz. 2-Pack

My whole life people suggested that I get involved in teeth brushing, but I'm not the type of dude to succumb to peer pressure. Brushing teeth always seemed like something you see super fancy people do on spaceships, or in one and a half bath apartments. Of course, I've been curious about tooth brushing for the better part of my whole life. I've seen a buncha hot dudes and sweet lookin' babes doing it in music videos, cigarette commercials, and in bowling alley bathrooms, but I was always way too nervous to try it myself. Plus, it's time consuming as all get down! I mean, I'm weighed down most of the day with a never ending list of errands and extracurricular activities that have a complete stranglehold on my entire agenda. So you tell me how in the heck I can squeeze some teeth brushing into a jam packed day of ankle weight focused aerobic exercises, and snacking on Tropical Fruit flavored Starburst? Well son of a biscuit if the decision wasn't made for me last week, as I was called into the HR reps office at work. When I entered I was greeted with a tube of Tom's and handed a folder of my colleague's complaints regarding "a dead body smell" coming from my mouth. Also told me that my commitment to getting a good ankle pump during work hour was causing a great deal of distraction to those around me. I mean as far as Tom's of Maine toothpaste goes, it's certifiably scrumptious. The actual action of brushing my teeth hurts a bunch, and tickles a lot.

Repeat Buyer totally recommend this Tom’s Toothpaste because it contains no Fluoride! Read regular toothpaste like Crest / Colgate on back it says if you swallow any call Poison Control- that’s because Fluoride is toxic but it’s in all toothpastes *except* Tom’s. BUY THIS!