GE Halogen 29W General Purpose 2x Life Soft White 4pk

I found myself entombed in a sepulcher of shadows, a gloom so profound that even the ghastly specters of my own imagination retreated in terror. My old bulbs had perished—flickered out like the wasted life of a spent prodigal—leaving me in a darkness more absolute than a tax collector's heart. I tell you, I felt as low as a toad in a dry well until I procured this GE Halogen 29W Four-Pack. I've seen some humbugs in my time—lighting contraptions that promised the sun and delivered a damp matchstick—but these GE folks have struck a vein of pure gold. The moment I twisted one of these glass globes into the socket, the darkness fled with a shriek. It wasn't a harsh, surgical glare that makes a man look like he's been dead a week; it was a Soft White glow, as mellow as a Mississippi sunset. The claim of 2x Life is a mercy to a weary soul. Most bulbs quit on you faster than a politician's promise, but these seem determined to outlast my deepest bouts of melancholy. Furthermore, it sips the electric fluid with the thriftiness of a New England deacon, yielding the radiance of a full 40-watt lamp while only demanding 29 watts of tribute. "Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there wondering, fearing... then I flipped the switch and, by George, I could see the dust on the mantelpiece!" If your parlor looks like the inside of a whale's stomach, don't just sit there and brood. These bulbs are a Five-Star remedy for any soul lost in the murk—the only thing in this dreary world that hasn't disappointed me lately.