How to Live with a Neurotic Dog (Hardcover) by Stephen Baker

9780517118429. New condition. Hard cover. Language: English. Pages: 144. Sewn binding. Cloth over boards. 144 p. Contains: Illustrations. "How To Live With a Neurotic Dog" probes the depths of the canine psyche, with crucial insights into such burning issues as: The trauma of puppyhood (think about sharing one mother with a dozen nipping, squirming siblings)The dog's deep psychological need for food, shelter, and big-screen televisionThe correct approach to obedience training (how your dog can get you to sit, stay, and come)The pressure of trying to live up to famous role models like Lassie, Snoopy, Superdog, and Rin-Tin-TinWhy your bed is the only place your dog can sleep peacefullyDining with the neurotic dog (remember, never criticize his table manner lest you spoil his appetite)Living happily with a dog and baby (tell baby it isn't nice to bite the dog)And much more!