Adult Dolphin Costume Quick question, what is the only way to make a double rainbow over a turquoise sea even more meaningful and breathtaking? Why, get a pod of dolphins to leap out of the crystal clear waters beneath, of course! Boom. Instant viral video material. There is a reason dolphins are the animal every kid pretends to be in a pool: they are rad. Dolphins are smart. We mean, really, REALLY smart. Probably smarter than some humans we know. Heck, maybe smarter than most humans we know. Dolphins are playful and seemingly kind (for instance, they won’t eat you if you come upon them at sea). Dolphins can recognize themselves in a mirror and have developed sophisticated hunting techniques that involve the whole pod (the most we ever do is go to the supermarket, and sometimes even that feels really, REALLY hard to coordinate). Seeing a dolphin in nature is a truly majestic experience (seeing a dolphin at an amusement park is NOT the same thing). But there is one dolphin sighting your pals will never forget: seeing you dressed in this Adult Dolphin Costume. So warm up your vocal chords, because you’ll be high-pitch squealing and chortling all night long for your pals when you arrive at the party in this blue, flippered jumpsuit. Prepare to be highly photographed and for at least three partygoers to claim that seeing you is a “sign of good things to come.” So, before you get that dolphin tattoo you’ve been dreaming up, try this costume on for size. See if it satisfies your need to feel close to nature’s most beloved creature. We think you’ll thank us for it in a few years.
