The Pizza Guy (Paperback)

Daisy takes this quite literally. Her two best friends are Dave (the pizza guy) and the pizza of the day:

Monday; pepperoni

Tuesday; ham and pineapple

Wednesday; ham and cheese

Thursday; BBQ chicken

Friday; bacon heaven

Saturday; meat feast

Sunday: the day of rest.

Probably due to the fact that Daisy's local pizza shop is closed on a

Sunday which Daisy would petition about if it wasn't due to the fact that she was so lazy.

That's right. Daisy is your typical lazy, food-loving, tumblr scrolling, eighteen year old girl who has no shame is saying that she's worn the same bra three times in a row, and that she's never been to Starbucks. Probably due to the fact she couldn't afford to spend 5 on a small cup of tea that she could make in the house.