Outdoor LED Christmas Tree, 6FT 400 LED Smart Christmas Tree with Remote Control, Christmas Tree with Lights, Artificial Christmas Tree Prelit, Waterproof for Indoor Outdoor Xmas Decor

Ok….so I put a four up because you made my wife happy. That is literally the ONLY reason. Her happiness is ALSO the only reason it is not getting returned. The description of this product is like that story some guy keeps telling, ya know it sounds great and the pictures make it easy to simply stand up…..like they make it look like it has some sort of support that has you assemble it is the shape of a tree. NOT a *(insert colorful euphemism here) chance! WHAT THE (additional euphemism)? There is just a buttload of lights that I assume come together somewhere, a (can we agree when I am doing this whole parentheses thing you do a swear MAD LIB?) star, and a (swear word here) remote that upon further inspecting might do some cool (poop hehe). So you got 3 stars cause now my wife has yet ANOTHER set of lights for the tree. 26 stars for the cool remote, and a whopping negative 25 stars for the (devil place) I am going to go through adding this in the mix. BTW…….I have added a pics of the unpacked box so your wife doesn't pull one over on you.