The idea was ridiculous, reality was proving even worse.
You know how it is - you've hit thirty, you're single, you have the world's dullest job and the thought of having to be sociable sends shivers down your spine. The party guests are horrendous, the drink goes to your head, memories and events from your life are reawakened - confessions and revelations begin to pour out.
But sometimes your worst case scenario can be the best thing that ever happens to you.