Spiderman Costume Union Suit-Men's 2XLarge

People will stop yelling at you for standing on the sofa when you get the 60 percent cotton 40 percent polyester Spiderman Costume Union Suit! You'll be the protector of the Living Room, Silent Guardian of the Coffee Table, Lord of the Refrigerator. That's quite a title, isn't it? Emulating the flagship of Marvel's costume, the Spiderman Costume Union Suit has a drawstring hoodie, a zipper up the center, and almost functions as a professional wrestling outfit should you get caught in a cage match with the Macho Man. Like I said though...almost.