(3 pack) Cremo Men's Cooling Shave Cream, Refreshing Mint Scent, 6 fl oz

The full-moon's foray was now over. I sat with my back against a rotted tree stump. The tattered clothes that still hung upon my now human frame spoke of my dreaded werewolf transformation. In brief glimpses of memory my wolfman pursuits hung upon my consciousness. I saw glimpses of a ravaged chickenhouse, farms and towns rampaged by my transformed persona. I ran the miles, across the first light of morning, toward my cottage. Once reaching its shelter, I slammed the door shut and rested my back against the closed door. Surely this is the day when the crowds will come. For too long I have hidden the clues of my werewolf existence, but after last night's wolf rampage, I cannot keep the horde with pitchfolks from finally taking me away. I washed the dirt and grime, as best I could, at my washbasin. But how will I hide my wolf existence when the soon revenging riot beats upon my door? Then, like Archimedes' eureka moment I realized my salvation. With haste I grapsed my Cremo Men's Cooling Shave Cream, Refreshing Mint Scent, 6 fl oz container. I squeezed a gobbet of the elixer into my hands. Memories of a patch of mint in a spring forest clouded my head at its aroma. The fortifying presence of its smoothness upon my face felt like a renewing potion changing my worn werewolf visage. My razor glided like Dorothy Hamill's skates upon ice as it removed any signs of whiskers. I washed my face and felt it surface now smooth as a Land O' Lakes Unsalted Butter Stick. I glanced out my window at the villagers marching in a row, pitchforks in hand to my cottage. I went to meet them. They gazed at my face, minty as a York's Peppermint Patty and as smooth as it was at my kindergarten graduation. "Could this be the face of the wolf that has ramapged your countryside, dear villagers?" I asked. "Could a face as fresh and as smooth at this be the face of a werewolf?" They all, inspecting my freshly shaven face, agreed and went to find another hapless soul to be their accused werewolf. I went forword with a normal day, until the next full moon, thanks to Cremo Men's Cooling Shave Cream, Refreshing Mint Scent, 6 fl oz.