Reynolds Wrap Everyday Strength Aluminum Foil, 75 square feet

Yeah this stuff is awesome. I like the Everyday Strength cause you know it'll wrap things and things'll stay wrapped. I knew a guy called Billy K. who brought a sandwich every day to school wrapped in foil. I always liked that but my mama always wrapped mine in cellophane. I asked him one day, Billy, what's it like to hold a sandwich that's wrapped in foil? Can you even feel the sandwich? And he's like, Yeah, I guess. And then I said, You ever try chewin on a piece of that stuff? And he said, What, foil? And I said, Yeah, you got any fillings? And he said, Plenty. And I said, Give her a try, so he tore off a piece of foil and chewed on it and boy did his eyes light up when he bit down on that stuff! I said, Gives ya a little shock, don't it? And he said, Yeah! So then Randy Treehorn come walking over and Billy says, Hey Randy, chew on this, and he tore off a little piece of foil and Randy popped her in and oh boy you shoulda seen the look on his face! How'd you do that? he says and Billy and I are just bustin up. I think Randy learned more about electricity and conduction that day then he ever did in science class but now he works at the post office so he might of forgot all about it.