1" inch Precision 304 Stainless Steel Bearing Ball, (Will Never Rust)

I bought this 1-inch Precision 304 Stainless Steel Bearing expecting, you know, a bearing. What I got was divinity forged in spherical form. The moment it arrived, the sunlight refracted off its stainless steel glory and I swear I heard a choir of angels singing in ANSI-certified pitch. I replaced a squeaky wheel with it, suddenly my office chair doesn't roll, it glides like a NASA shuttle docking in zero gravity. My neighbor's dog stopped barking, my credit score went up 37 points, and my posture improved by at least two degrees. Coincidence? I think not. This bearing spins so smoothly that I've used it as a meditation device. I'm pretty sure I achieved enlightenment on the third rotation. Time itself slowed down. Einstein would weep tears of relativity envy if he saw this masterpiece. If stainless steel had a royal family, this bearing would be crowned king, queen, and probably pope at the same time. Would I recommend it? Only if you're ready to have your reality permanently upgraded. Warning: prolonged exposure may cause smugness, gravitational anomalies, or unsolicited admiration from strangers.