My friends and I have always been pepper fans and were very excited to run across this product at our local Walmart. We each bought a bottle and a bag of chips, knowing our night was planned. We had mexican food, margaritas and the star of the show...Mrs. Renfro'Ghost Pepper Salsa. Everything started off fun and good. We ate, we drank, we ate the salsa. Oh boy… Did we eat that salsa. It was delicious. Yes, spicy on the tongue, but is it really worth it without that spice? The answer is no. The party was fine. Good times had by all. It was only later, the trouble began. As I sat on the couch finishing a warm Corona and watching a rerun of 'Who's The Boss', I noticed a funny feeling way downinside of me. I ignored it for a while. Then pain was back with a vengenge. My stomach began to feel as if it were on fire. I jumped and headed to the batroom only to discover Rick squatting over the toilet and crying. He was also speking some hoo-doo talk to the spirits begging them to releieve the burning hot lava dribbling out of his volcanus. I could laugh for a moment as my rear made a noise that only a horribly dying goat could make. The toilet was taken by Rick, so I did the next best thing...I got in the tub. I got in not a second too soon as brownish-greenish sludge started making it's way out me. It wasn't the unnatural neon-like color or the god awful smell of burnt hair wafting from my ring of fire that botered me the most. It was the burning. Oh my god, the burning my once carefree happy hole felt. I think I might could have taken a used corn cob that is fully engulfed in flames, shoved up my poochute several times in a row and still not have the burning pain I felt upon the forced realease of Mrs. Renfro's Ghost Pepper Salsa. Don't get me wrong! It really good and well worth eating. All I'm saying if you want to dance with the ghost peeper, just be prepared to psy the piper-which is your red, swollen, engorged sphincter. After a few days, the tears stop coming when you wipe. Yes, the tears may be gone… But the stains stay forever.
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