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9781402259739The Three Colonels


Sourcebooks, Sourcebooks Landmark
Book Format
Original Languages
Number of Pages
Jack Caldwell
Publication Date
March, 2012
Assembled Product Dimensions (L x W x H)
7.70 x 5.70 x 1.20 Inches

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Average rating:5out of5stars

The Three Colonels: Ja...

The Three Colonels: Jane Austen's Fighting Men was a delight to read and I could not turn the pages fast enough. Author Jack Caldwell takes Austen's original characters and gives them his own special twist. You can easily see the author is a Janeite. This was a refreshing Austen spin off, and I know this genre is generally dominated by the ladies, so it was nice to see a guy's take on it. The author captures Austen's characters voices very well. The story mostly centers around three couples John Buford and Caroline Bingley, Marianne Dashwood and Colonel Brandon and Anne de Bourgh and Richard Fitzwilliam. I was pleasantly surprised to see the once sickly Anne de Bourgh from Pride & Prejudice finally find love! I enjoyed this take on her character. Her romance was newly budding and it was sweet to see how she and Richard get together. Marianne and her Colonel Brandon are too cute in this book. They have an infant daughter whom they openly lavish affection on. Other Austen characters are weaved in and out of the storyline beautifully. Wickham is married to Kitty, and the unhappy couple is on their third child. Lady Catherine de Bourgh is obnoxious as always and has Mr. Collins kissing her butt as usual. She still harbors her hatred of Lizzie. Although they don't take center stage, Lizzie and Darcy are in here too. I was surprised to see Caroline Bingley turn a new leaf in this story. She has put aside her wicked side, but unleashes it only as needed. Making Caroline nicer and forgiving is a tough sell, but it worked well, I totally bought it. Caroline is happily in love. When Napoleon escapes his exile, the men are called off to the battlefield leaving their ladies hoping and praying for their safe return. It's funny, the last two books I've read have been historical romances and have been set during the Napoleonic war. Napoleon has been popping up in my recent reads. One of my favorite scenes in the book is when a certain heroine confronts someone from her past, and she tells him off. So as not to spoil it, I won't name names. "A calming sensation flowed over her. She was not afraid of him. She knew herself; she was no longer anyone's victim." p.257, The Three Colonels: Jane Austen's Fighting Men Lastly, the romantic scenes were wonderfully written and saucier than I expected. I was pleasantly surprised. I'm always up for a sweet romance and this book delivered a few different Austen couples. "To pleasure thee is my delight." -John speaking to Caroline on their wedding night. All in all, a fantastic Austen spin off that I'd recommend to fans of this genre. A+++ The storyline was fun and entertaining. Note to self, I must read Pemberley Ranch by this same author. I recommend The Three Colonels: Jane Austen's Fighting Men to fans of romantic historical fiction and to fans of Austen spinoffs.

Average rating:4out of5stars

Will the lives of Mari...

Will the lives of Marianne, Caroline and Anne be forever changed by love or will the Battle of Waterloo change it for them? Does love really conquer all? Colonels Brandon, Fitzwilliam and Buford are in various stages of love: either happily married, falling in love for the first time or ignoring ones true feelings growing within. But their love lives will take a turn for the worse when Napoleon escapes from Elba and the troops are recalled to battle. Will the three couples have an Austen-like happy ending or are they destined for a sinister end? Jack Caldwell offers a softer, more playful side to some of Jane Austen's beloved characters; he also shows us how well they hold up in battle. As a Jane Austen fan, I appreciated a fresh look at love and war. A fun escape with a bit of history thrown into the mix!

Average rating:3out of5stars

Going into this, I was...

Going into this, I was rather skeptical, both of the fact that it was written by a man (something I've never before encountered) and because I have found that those novels that attempt to combine characters from multiple Austen novels tend to be particularly bad. The merging of the characters did actually work alright, and was perhaps the best part of the book.One thing Caldwell has done, that I found both interesting and off-putting, is to focus upon the least likable women from P&P. Caroline Bingley gets married (and sexed). She's suddenly supposed to be a likable character, and I am supposed to be happy for her, even though much of the fun of reading or watch P&P is to laugh at her and yell backfire every time she tries to turn Darcy's eyes her way with the end result of making him more interested in Lizzy.Caldwell actually does a decent job of selling Caroline's transformation. He says that Caroline and Mary became friends, out of lack of anyone else to talk to in combine family gatherings, to the betterment of both. Mary gets a bit fancier and finds a husband and Caroline gets a bit nicer, because she now knows true friendship. I think that's cool. Still, I just cannot like Caroline Bingley; I'm like Darcy: my good opinion, once lost, is lost forever.I also have trouble sympathizing with Lydia Bennet. She was a stupid girl who did stupid things and got her due punishment (Wickham). Okay, maybe that seems harsh, but, come on, she rubbed her married status in her sisters' faces, even though Wickham had to be bribed to wed her. Nice she is not. Does she deserve better? Maybe, but only slightly so, if that. Thus, the introduction of a character from her past to pursue her (somehow) was not exactly thrilling for me.Continuing on in the unlikable women of Austen parade, we have Anne de Bourgh. Actually, we don't see much of her in P&P, mostly because Lady Catherine doesn't let other people get a word in edgewise. Anne suffers from curiously poor health. Caldwell has decided that once she got older, she recovered from her poor health. I am actually okay with Anne getting a personality, because she could be a great person, once healthy and away from her awful mother. However, I really think that there must have been someone better to match her up with than her cousin. You're no better than Lady Catherine, Jack Caldwell!Oh yeah, and, in case you had the idea that men do not write romance novels, allow me to set the record straight. This novel has steamy romance scenes, just like those you would find in the popular romance novels. Of course, there is slightly more discussion of war, but, really, romance is the main subject. Also, I have to say that giving oneself a nickname for during sex seems rather awkward; I laughed heartily at that scene. Do people really do that? Wait, don't answer that.Also awkward was the organization. One story line would be followed for several chapters, and then it would jump to another one for several chapters. It was hard to form a sense of an overall plot from all of this. I suspected that it had something to do with the Napoleon stuff in the prologue, but since that didn't come up again for hundreds of pages, it was hard to be sure. Note: it does have to do with Napoleon, but first all of the colonels need to be happily coupled. I definitely liked that Caldwell made a bit more of the historical context of the time period. The book is set against the backdrop of Napoleon's escape from Elba and subsequent attempt to take over Europe, but the historical bits are fairly limited.So, to sum up, this is about as schmaltzy and full of cheesy sex scenes as most Austen-inspired fiction, all of which I seem to find it necessary to subject myself to. It's a fairly entertaining read, but, well, see above.

Average rating:3out of5stars

Now this one was a bit...

Now this one was a bit different from the JA books I usually read, and that is always something I approve of. I do like change.This book is all about Colonel Fitzwilliam and the lady he loves (yes yes we can all figure it is Anne), Colonel Brandon and Marianne, and Colonel Buford who falls for Caroline. Really Caroline?! That was my first thought, but if Darcy can change then so can Caroline and she does change. She actually becomes a really sweet person and I liked her. Which I never thought would happen.I felt that the book was mostly about Buford and Caroline, then came Fitz and Anne and last the Brandons. But then these two were settled and happy so no drama there. While there sure was drama around Anne and Richard. And of course the romance of Buford and Caroline. What was also fun was that everyone knew each other. Lizzy was friend with the Marianne and Elinor. There is a mention of Tilney and the Elliott family and I do love that. Like they all were there and could have met.As for the story there was romance, drama and then last, Waterloo. I liked to see all the characters I love and to see new people find happiness and to hear what happened to others. One thing though, something happened that I did not like one bit, I am still a bit upset, sadly I can't say what. Then again another thing also happened which made me really glad so I guess those two things take themselves out. And there was also a love scene that felt a bit awkward. But I have never been one for details. All in all a fun Jane Austen variation. Though even if not a colonel, I still missed Wenthworth, he is a fighting man after all.Conclusion:If you want more than just Lizzy and Darcy then this might be JA variation for you. Jane Austen's fighting men sure needs love too.

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