La sanguijuela de mi niña - eBook

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"La vida de los vampiros es todo romanticismo y poesía... ¿o no? Cuando la joven Jody se despierta una mañana con parte del cuerpo quemado y una sed de sangre terrible, tiene que enfrentarse a todos los aspectos prácticos de su nueva condición: dónde dormir, cómo conseguir sangre fresca, cómo mantener el tipo ante su madre... No parece una empresa fácil para una chica que no ha visto una película de vampiros en su vida. Cuando Thomas, un escritor frustrado y dependiente a tiempo parcial, se cruza en su vida, Jody coge la oportunidad por el cuello... literalmente.

La sanguijuela de mi niña - eBook

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Language
es
Publisher
La factoría de ideas
Author
Christopher Moore
ISBN-13
9788490181812
ISBN-10
8490181810

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4 stars
46
3 stars
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2 stars
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Most helpful positive review
4 customers found this helpful
Its actually more app...
It's actually more appealing for its zany humor than for the vampire-related stuff. It has been entertaining to watch Jody (vampiress) and her human lover/friend figure out the limitations and parameters of her being a vampire. She was turned mysteriously and chooses Tommy rather arbitrarily to be her person who can run around for her in the daytime (but they naturally end up having fabulous sex). I'm not fully invested in these characters -- definitely not at all on the level I am with Meyer's characters or even those of Harris and McKinley (in that order), but the dialogue is nothing short of brilliant and hysterical. I can't quite think who to compare him to, but I'd read Moore's other novels that are not vampire books without hesitation. He's just *extremely* funny. The vampire aspects are secondary I think.
Most helpful negative review
One night, Jody is att...
One night, Jody is attacked and wakes up a vampires. Once she realizes what she is, she realizes she needs a human to help her with daylight hour things, which is where her new boyfriend wannabe-writter C. Thomas Flood comes in. Meanwhile, the vampire that made her is playing a frightening game of leaving dead bodies on Jody's doorstep, and the police are getting very interested. Generally, this is a fun book. It has some cute moments, some funny moments, some odd ball moments. It has enough references to keep a well-versed person eyeballing things, and enough wacky tidbits here and there to mark it more in the humor arena than any other category. It has some interesting characters (the two cops were the best), and some really not so interesting characters. I was generally disappointed in Jody, the main character. She was generally flat, with tropes and cliches for personsonality rather than there actually being anything truly interesting about her. The vampire that made her to begin the story keeps going on about how she's so different, but this is not followed up upon in any sort of interesting way. In fact, I'd say as a female reader, I was a bit insulted. Jody was the only major female character in the whole book, she's squeezing herself into a size 3 when normally she's a size 5 (it's a high end dress, perhaps hence the less common numbers), she's got gorgeous red hair, flawless skin, etcetera, and so on. As a fantasy/sci-fi action adventure story, it's a quick read, and quite entertaining. There's nothing ground breaking in the vampire genre, or the romance genre, but it should hold your attention if you were on the beach. I probably wouldn't go back to find the sequel(s), though, even if I knew I had a beach vacation coming up soon. The narrative style was often sparse and then too descriptive, depending on what sort of thing was being focused on. Conversations were generally truncated, and somewhat more like real life ones, enough so that they could sometimes be hard to follow. The "zingy" nature of the narrative worked okay since it was a humorous novel, but beginning the book is a bit of a bog until the characters and setting resolve themselves enough to be more solid in the readers' mind.
Most helpful positive review
4 customers found this helpful
Its actually more app...
It's actually more appealing for its zany humor than for the vampire-related stuff. It has been entertaining to watch Jody (vampiress) and her human lover/friend figure out the limitations and parameters of her being a vampire. She was turned mysteriously and chooses Tommy rather arbitrarily to be her person who can run around for her in the daytime (but they naturally end up having fabulous sex). I'm not fully invested in these characters -- definitely not at all on the level I am with Meyer's characters or even those of Harris and McKinley (in that order), but the dialogue is nothing short of brilliant and hysterical. I can't quite think who to compare him to, but I'd read Moore's other novels that are not vampire books without hesitation. He's just *extremely* funny. The vampire aspects are secondary I think.
Most helpful negative review
One night, Jody is att...
One night, Jody is attacked and wakes up a vampires. Once she realizes what she is, she realizes she needs a human to help her with daylight hour things, which is where her new boyfriend wannabe-writter C. Thomas Flood comes in. Meanwhile, the vampire that made her is playing a frightening game of leaving dead bodies on Jody's doorstep, and the police are getting very interested. Generally, this is a fun book. It has some cute moments, some funny moments, some odd ball moments. It has enough references to keep a well-versed person eyeballing things, and enough wacky tidbits here and there to mark it more in the humor arena than any other category. It has some interesting characters (the two cops were the best), and some really not so interesting characters. I was generally disappointed in Jody, the main character. She was generally flat, with tropes and cliches for personsonality rather than there actually being anything truly interesting about her. The vampire that made her to begin the story keeps going on about how she's so different, but this is not followed up upon in any sort of interesting way. In fact, I'd say as a female reader, I was a bit insulted. Jody was the only major female character in the whole book, she's squeezing herself into a size 3 when normally she's a size 5 (it's a high end dress, perhaps hence the less common numbers), she's got gorgeous red hair, flawless skin, etcetera, and so on. As a fantasy/sci-fi action adventure story, it's a quick read, and quite entertaining. There's nothing ground breaking in the vampire genre, or the romance genre, but it should hold your attention if you were on the beach. I probably wouldn't go back to find the sequel(s), though, even if I knew I had a beach vacation coming up soon. The narrative style was often sparse and then too descriptive, depending on what sort of thing was being focused on. Conversations were generally truncated, and somewhat more like real life ones, enough so that they could sometimes be hard to follow. The "zingy" nature of the narrative worked okay since it was a humorous novel, but beginning the book is a bit of a bog until the characters and setting resolve themselves enough to be more solid in the readers' mind.
1-5 of 96 reviews

I read this book comin...

I read this book coming off the "Twilight" phenomena, and it was recommended by a friend, so I was expecting a corny vampire love story. Boy was I wrong, Bloodsucking Fiends had me laughing until I was in tears. The sarcasm and wit is something I've come to expect from Christopher Moore books (having also read "Dirty Job" and "Lamb" in the past), and he does not disappoint in this novel.

Its actually more app...

It's actually more appealing for its zany humor than for the vampire-related stuff. It has been entertaining to watch Jody (vampiress) and her human lover/friend figure out the limitations and parameters of her being a vampire. She was turned mysteriously and chooses Tommy rather arbitrarily to be her person who can run around for her in the daytime (but they naturally end up having fabulous sex). I'm not fully invested in these characters -- definitely not at all on the level I am with Meyer's characters or even those of Harris and McKinley (in that order), but the dialogue is nothing short of brilliant and hysterical. I can't quite think who to compare him to, but I'd read Moore's other novels that are not vampire books without hesitation. He's just *extremely* funny. The vampire aspects are secondary I think.

Jody wakes up one even...

Jody wakes up one evening, under a dumpster, with a burnt hand, and an awful lot of money. It takes a bit of figuring out but she soon concludes that she is a vampire. She also realizes quick quickly that she is going to need a human to watch over her when she loses consciousness at daybreak and to help her need for blood. She meets C. Thomas Flood, writer by nature, night crew manager in reality. Jody finds him attractive, pleasant and his hours are perfect so she convinces him to move in with her. Flood being new to the city figures why not. As Jody and Tommy explore what she can and can't do as a vampire they realize that the ancient vampire who turned her is out to kill them both. Classic Moore! Eccentric characters who are a joy to read about. Laugh out loud humour in parts and the rest of the book keeps a smile on your face as you chuckle under your breath. Loved the story, very unique, and a fun take off on all the vampire books out there. I was hooked from the beginning. This is the type of book that showcases Moore's talents and would be a perfect one for first-timers to start with. A few years ago he wrote a sequel and I'll be reading that one next.

2 Words that describe ...

2 Words that describe the book: Vampire comedy 3 Settings where it took place or characters you met: * Setting: Modern-day San Francisco * Jody-A fledgling vampire who had her new lifestyle thrust upon her with no warning or choice, Jody is trying her best to make sense of her new undead lifestyle. But getting used to a life lived solely at night can make things a little tricky, so Jody needs a minion to do her bidding, which is where... * C. Thomas Flood comes in. A wannabe writer from Incontinence, Indiana, Tommy is new in town and having a hard time getting adjusted to life in the Big City ... until he meets the new love of his life, a certain undead redhead. Although Jody can be a little tricky and high-maintenance with her vampire lifestyle, Tommy is in love (he thinks). As Jody and Tommy settle into together, things take a turn for the worse when the vampire who created Jody starts causing trouble for them. 4 Things you liked and/or disliked about it: * I like Christopher Moore. This is the first book of his vampire trilogy (though I accidentally read You Suck first because I didn't realize it was a series). But Moore's vampires aren't brooding, sparkly, or particularly scary. Jody is just like you and me ... except with superhuman strength, a thirst for blood and heightened senses. Moore has fun with the whole vampire thing, which brings me to another thing I liked about the book. * I liked how Moore has Tommy test various vampire legends and stories on Jody to see what is true or not. Once Tommy finds out Jody's little secret, he cannot resist getting every book on vampires out of the library and checking to see what is true and untrue about vampires. These little experiments include having Tommy sneaking around touching Jody with crucifixes, trying to drown her in a bathtub, having her try to climb walls like Dracula, and rubbing her with garlic while she sleeps. And I liked Moore's shout-out to the Vampire Lestat by Anne Rice. * I liked how the book is just stuffed with Moore's hilarious throwaway lines. You'll be reading along and then Moore will write something so silly or goofy or unexpected that you just have to laugh out loud. Consider this thought from Jody: She thought, My closet is starting to look like an ostrich hatchery. I've either got to start throwing out L'eggs eggs or get a tan on my legs and quit wearing nylons. This cracked me up because I so remember having all those eggs! Do they even make those any more? It has been AGES since I wore pantyhose. * I disliked the overly serious Reading Group Guide at the back of my book. This is a book that is written to be funny and read for enjoyment. In my opinion, it doesn't cry out for book club discussions or deep thought. Yet there is a Reading Group Guide at the back with discussion questions like this: Everyone has been exposed to vampire lore, either through books, movies or television. How does Jody's transformation into a vampire differ from how you always thought someone became a vampire? In what ways is it similar? The books touches upon the idea of euthanasia--the practice of ending the life of a terminally ill person in a painless or minimally painful way in order to limit suffering--in that Elijah Ben Sapir, the vampire who creates Jody, only kills those who are about to die or whose lives are limited in some way. What are your feelings about "mercy killings"? Do vampires have an ethical standard? Though I would totally want to join a book club that chose to read Bloodsucking Fiends, I can't imagine having a big old serious discussion on vampire lore and euthanasia as a result! But maybe that is just me. 5 Stars or less for your rating? I'm giving the book 4 stars. I actually liked You Suck a bit better, but you can't go wrong with Moore. He's a fun, irreverent, creative writer whose sense of humor comes through on every page. Even if you don't like vampire books, you can have fun with this one. (You won't be scared, I promise. The only scary thing is how compelled you'll be to read more Christopher Moore.)

I picked up this book ...

I picked up this book after hearing the author speak for about five minutes at a local bookstore. The book did not disappoint. It was sarcastic and hilarious. A word of warning: Do NOT read this book on an airplane unless you don't mind people looking at you funny for laughing out loud!


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