Baby's First Tattoo: A Memory Book for Modern Parents

Baby's First Tattoo: A Memory Book for Modern Parents

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Hardcover, Simon & Schuster Books, 2002, ISBN # 0743224450
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The author of Entertainment Weekly's "Hot Sheet" offers parents a uniquely humorous scrapbook designed to assist them in preserving cherished memories about the key moments in a child's life, covering topics ranging from Name of HMO that Kicked You Out of the Hospital to FIrst Irreplaceable Heirloom You Broke. 75,000 first printing.

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The author of Entertainment Weekly's "Hot Sheet" offers parents a uniquely humorous scrapbook designed to assist them in preserving cherished memories about the key moments in a child's life, covering topics ranging from Name of HMO that Kicked You Out of the Hospital to FIrst Irreplaceable Heirloom You Broke. 75,000 first printing.

MILLIONS OF PEOPLE THINK CHILDREN ARE THE CUTEST,
CUDDLIEST, MOST WONDERFUL, SAINTLY CREATURES
IN THE ENTIRE WORLD.
THESE PEOPLE DO NOT HAVE CHILDREN.
THEY HAVE NICE THINGS. THEY COLLECT FRAGILE POTTERY. THEY HAVE CANDLELIT DINNERS IN FANCY RESTAURANTS. THEY GO TO MOVIES. THEY HAVE WHITE CARPETS.
PEOPLE WITH SMALL CHILDREN HAVEN'T BEEN TO A RESTAURANT WITHOUT
PLASTIC SILVERWARE IN YEARS. THE LAST MOVIE THEY SAW IN A THEATER IS NOW
ON AMERICAN MOVIE CLASSICS. THEIR HOUSE LOOKS LIKE IT WAS
DECORATED BY PEE-WEE HERMAN.
"BABY'S FIRST TATTOO" IS FOR THEM.
For years parents have been buying baby books to document all the precious moments in their new baby's life -- Baby's First Tooth, Baby's First Haircut, Baby's First Step. What have been ignored for too long are those "alternative" precious moments that really should be written down, celebrated, and remembered -- Baby's First Projectile Vomit, Baby's First Tantrum in a Crowded Grocery Store, Baby's 10,000th Dirty Diaper. Otherwise you might forget them and think of becoming parents once again.

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Number of Pages: 80
Original Languages: English
Subject: PARENTING
Author: Mullen, Jim ,  Blitt, Barry
Target Audience: Trade
Publisher: Simon & Schuster
ISBN-13: 9780743224451
Illustrator: Blitt, Barry
Assembled Product Dimensions (L x W x H): 6.50 x 8.00 x 0.50 Inches
ISBN-10: 0743224450
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I'm certainly a modern parent but. . .
9/2/2011

Customer review by sdkfjasdkfjksdf

1.0 stars 9/2/2011 by sdkfjasdkfjksdf
by sdkfjasdkfjksdf

I purchased this baby book because I WOULD like to look back on the funny stuff like tantrums, projectile vomit, accidental TV show baby wasn't supposed to watch. However this book was filled with a LOT of stuff I wouldn't fill out or wouldn't pertain to me. Some of the content was really funny, but even as a modern parent I found some of it to be quite tacky and very negative. Some of it true, but most of it tacky and bizarre. For example, there were several pages dedicated to incidents all leading up to lawsuits. There were pages about custody battles, dad's excuses, dad's faults, dad didn't do this and didn't do that. Although I know this does happen in some cases, to me this is not modern parenting. In a lot of cases dad does do a lot. So maybe this just wasn't for us, but it was certainly NOT what I expected. What I expected was of course the truthful, insane, disgusting, funny things baby does, as well as things for the parents. But I didn't expect this book to be filled with such negative things, and for it to be considered okay, or normal, or something you'd want to write down and hold on to forever. Reality for some people? No doubt, but this is not how I see my future! I did have a several laughs going through the book, but a lot of it made me sad. I guess as a previous reviewer said, it really isn't meant to be filled out. In which case would make it funny. But if you're looking something to fill out and look back on, you may not fill out much but a few pages! I've decided to take this book back and hold on to some of the ideas that were actually funny in this book, and incorporate it into the baby book I'm making from scratch. I'm gunna skip out on the negative stuff though (such as custody battles, and lawsuits for everything under the sun). I do consider myself a modern, new age type of mom-to-be. But not a stereotypical house wife as most of this book implied!

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New Port Richey, Fl
Would recommend to a friend? No
Age:18 - 24
Ownership:1 week or less
Gender:Female
Usage:Never
Hard Core Baby! :)
11/8/2009

Customer review by AnnaKyle

5.0 stars 11/8/2009 by AnnaKyle
by AnnaKyle

I totally loved this book, but my sister (who wasn't so happy with it as a gift) didn't quite see the humor in it. She ended up returning it, but I would have LOVED to have this when my son's were little. It includes everything from "most annoying visitor" to "baby's first projectile vomit" in the dates to remember. There are going to be a LOT of parents who love this book, but it isn't for everyone. Again, I LOVED IT!!!

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North Little Rock AR
Would recommend to a friend? Yes
Age:35 - 44
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Gender:Female
Usage:Never
not what we were looking for
9/13/2009

Customer review by shopsbyreviews

2.0 stars 9/13/2009 by shopsbyreviews
by shopsbyreviews

This book has some very funny things to think about when you have a child but we were looking for a memory book to fill in his special moments so that he could have it later in life to look at, some of the pages in this book I would never let my son look at nor would i ever fill it in for him to know however it is funny but was not for us.

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Aberdeen, SD
Would recommend to a friend? No
Age:25 - 34
Ownership:1 week or less
Gender:Female
Usage:Never
Very Funny
6/6/2010

Customer review by Jokerann03

4.0 stars 6/6/2010 by Jokerann03
by Jokerann03

I am an expecting mom, and i just received this book, and i love it, it's hilarious. I already have one child, Hope. And i wish i would have known about it with her. Could have filled out most of the pages with her, so i know already, I'll fill in most of them with the new baby. It really does tell the "untold" parts of being a parent. Things you wouldn't and don't expect to happen. There are a few parts which i wish were different, for ex: Name of cab driver who brought you to hospital; we live in small town, no cabs here. Would def recommend to most parents new or otherwise. Not for faint of heart. Must have good sense of humor.

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Ashland, WI
Would recommend to a friend? Yes
Age:25 - 34
Ownership:1 week or less
Gender:Female
Usage:Every day
not enough room to write cute things baby does.
2/4/2016

Customer review by LadyValentine

3.0 stars 2/4/2016 by LadyValentine
by LadyValentine

I thought the snarkiness of this baby book looked cool but there really is WAY too much commentary in there and not enough room to just write everyday stuff that isn't an exact answer to one of their questions.

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