Piranha 3D is more funny than disgusting, even when screen fills with half-nude swimmers, bobbing like human dumplings in a roiling vat of borscht. This isn't just sick, it's clas-sick!
A movie fueled by the wet dreams and rage fantasies of a thousand pubescent boys. Perfectly attuned to its audience -- 3D boobs, gore and dodgy science abound.
I made the mistake of thinking this was the OTHER 70's movie by the same name, which is a delightful, fake-bloody romp where stupid people get eaten. This is about motorcycles, the view FROM motorcycles, and a psycho. There is only one tiny scene with Piranhas, and also there is a s**ual assault in this movie. Oh, and the sound is so bad I had to sit right in front of my TV, holding perfectly still. DO NOT BUY IT.