Damned: Life Is Short, Death Is Forever

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Hardcover, Random House Inc, 2011, ISBN13 9780385533027, ISBN10 0385533020
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Hardcover, Random House Inc, 2011, ISBN13 9780385533027, ISBN10 0385533020

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Hardcover, Random House Inc, 2011, ISBN13 9780385533027, ISBN10 0385533020

"Are you there, Satan? It's me, Madison," declares the whip-tongued thirteen-year-old narrator of "Damned," Chuck Palahniuk's subversive new work of fiction. The daughter of a narcissistic film star and a billionaire, Madison is abandoned at her Swiss boarding school over Christmas, while her parents are off touting their new projects and adopting more orphans. She dies over the holiday of a mari-juana overdose--and the next thing she knows, she's in Hell. Madison shares her cell with a motley crew of young sinners that is almost too good to be true: a cheerleader, a jock, a nerd, and a punk rocker, united by fate to form the six-feet-under version of everyone's favorite detention movie. Madison and her pals trek across the Dandruff Desert and climb the treacherous Mountain of Toenail Clippings to confront Satan in his citadel. All the popcorn balls and wax lips that serve as the currency of Hell won't buy them off.
This is the afterlife as only Chuck Palahniuk could imagine it: a twisted inferno where "The English Patient" plays on end-less repeat, roaming demons devour sinners limb by limb, and the damned interrupt your dinner from their sweltering call center to hard-sell you Hell. He makes eternal torment, well, simply divine.

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Number of Pages: 246
Original Languages: English
Author: Palahniuk, Chuck
Book Format: Hardcover
Publisher: Random House Inc
Publication Date: October, 2011
ISBN-13: 9780385533027
Digital Video Formats: Hardcover
Assembled Product Dimensions (L x W x H): 6.25 x 9.00 x 1.25 IN
ISBN-10: 0385533020
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