Joe Bob Briggs Presents: The Double-D Avenger (Full Frame)

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"The Double-D Avenger" is the brainchild of party animal William Winckler, a writer/producer in Hollowood who got tired of pitching movies to studios. One day he decided to just take all his money out of the bank, pull three Russ Meyer Bosom Queens out of retirement, and build a movie around them that would be pretty much based on the concept of...if the bazoomas are huge enough, the people will come. Kitten Natividad, possessor of two of the most famous dinglebobbers in the western world, IS the Double-D Avenger, tossing off knocker jokes at a faster clip than any entertainer since the late, great Benny Hill. Joining her are Raven De La Croix and Haji in a plot that centers around Kitten being diagnosed with terminal breast cancer - yes, that's what I said - causing her to journey to the wilds of South America, which looks a lot like northern Los Angeles County. Here she hooks up with an Amazon tribe called the Ta-Tas, consumes the mysterious crockazilla plant, and ends up with superpowers requiring her to don a Wonder Woman ripoff costume and king fu murderous strippers. This is also the first movie in which Raven De La Croix snorts like a pig, and the only movie in which the legendary Forrest J. Ackerman brilliantly enunciates the words "humongous hooters." You'll thrill to the Lapdance Jubilee section, in which three sleazy strippers - Hydra Heffer (Haji), Pirate Juggs (Mimma Mariucci) and Ooga Boobies (Sheri Dawn Thomas) - turn an entire topless bar into a den of slobbering lust monsters so they can relieve the gentlemen of their cash, then equip themselves with jerry-rigged portable hair dryers so they can zap the Double-D Avenger and send her to Hooter Heaven. What they're not counting on is Kitten's Thermonuclear Whoppers, which allow her to dispatch the worthless slut squad with the kind of Breast Fu not seen since Chesty Morgan starred in "Deadly Weapons." In other words, it's a European-style art film shot in the style of Truffaut. And if that's not enough, I just have three more words for you: Dueling Electric Dildos. Two dead bodies. Fourteen breasts. (All in a photo montage. Thank you, William.) Jungle dancing. Spoon-bending. Near-fatal lapdancing. Machete attacking. Head-cracking. One catfight. Mace-whacking. Two fistfights. Pistol-bending. One German chicken dance. Evasive doo-doo ejection device. Earthquake. Papier-mache avalanche. Head-bashing. Garbonza battery. Soundtrack music apparently recorded by the orchestra in a Vegas showroom. Gratuitous Princess phone destruction. Gratuitous lingerie dressing-room montage. Kung Fu. Garbonza Fu. Lemonade Fu. Joe Bob says check it out.

Audio Commentary, Original Theatrical Trailer.

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Starring: Kitten Natividad, Haji I, Raven De La Croix, Forrest J. Ackerman
Director: William Winckler
Studio Name: Elite
DVD Release Date: 01/11/2005
Rating: Not Rated
Format: DVD
Screen Format: Full Frame
Run Time (in minutes): 77 minutes
Language: English
Audio Tracks: Dolby Digital, Stereo
Shipping Weight (in pounds): 0.25
Product in Inches (L x W x H): 5.5 x 0.68 x 7.75
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