The Hunger Pains: A Parody

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The Hunger Pains: A Parody

Format:  Paperback,

157 pages

Edition: Original

Publisher: Simon & Schuster

Publish Date: Feb 2012

ISBN-13: 9781451668209

ISBN-10: 1451668201

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WINNING MEANS WEALTH, FAME, AND A LIFE OF THERAPY LOSING MEANS DEATH, BUT ALSO FAME THIS IS THE HUNGER PAINS
When Kantkiss Neverclean replaces her sister as a contestant on the "Hunger Games"--the second-highest-rated reality TV show in Peaceland, behind "Extreme Home Makeover"--she has no idea what to expect. Having lived her entire life in the telemarketing district's worst neighborhood, the Crack, Kantkiss feels unprepared to fight to the death while simultaneously winking and looking adorable for the cameras. But when her survival rests on choosing between the dreamy hunk from home, Carol Handsomestein, or the doughy klutz, Pita Malarkey, Kantkiss discovers that the toughest conflicts may not be found on the battlefield but in her own heart . . . which is unfortunately on a battlefield.

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Publisher: Simon & Schuster
Publish Date: Feb 2012
ISBN-13: 9781451668209
ISBN-10: 1451668201
Format: Paperback
Number of Pages: 157
Shipping Weight (in pounds): 0.3
Product in Inches (L x W x H): 5.3 x 0.5 x 7.9
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WINNING MEANS WEALTH, FAME, AND A LIFE OF THERAPY LOSING MEANS DEATH, BUT ALSO FAME.

THIS IS THE HUNGER PAINS

When Kantkiss Neverclean replaces her sister as a contestant on the Hunger Games—the second-highest-rated reality TV show in Peaceland, behind Extreme Home Makeover—she has no idea what to expect. Having lived her entire life in the telemarketing district’s worst neighborhood, the Crack, Kantkiss feels unprepared to fight to the death while simultaneously winking and looking adorable for the cameras. But when her survival rests on choosing between the dreamy hunk from home, Carol Handsomestein, or the doughy klutz, Pita Malarkey, Kantkiss discovers that the toughest conflicts may not be found on the battlefield but in her own heart... which is unfortunately on a battlefield.

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Rated 4.5 out of 5★ by 2reviewers.
Rated 5 out of 5★ by This Book Is Amazing! This book is hilarious! I've never read something this funny haha!! It has me laughing to my self about every 5seconds and makes me re-read some parts just to laugh again! I tell all my friends about it and that they should get it. Funniest book ever! 08/02/2012
Rated 4 out of 5★ by Only the 3rd series of books ever parodied by Harvard Lampoon. The other 2 paradies were Bored of the Rings and Nightlite. 03/11/2012
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