Baby's First Tattoo: A Memory Book for Modern Parents

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Baby's First Tattoo: A Memory Book for Modern Parents

Format:  Hardcover,

80 pages

Publisher: Simon & Schuster

Publish Date: Apr 2002

ISBN-13: 9780743224451

ISBN-10: 0743224450

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MILLIONS OF PEOPLE THINK CHILDREN ARE THE CUTEST,
CUDDLIEST, MOST WONDERFUL, SAINTLY CREATURES
IN THE ENTIRE WORLD.
THESE PEOPLE DO NOT HAVE CHILDREN.
THEY HAVE NICE THINGS. THEY COLLECT FRAGILE POTTERY. THEY HAVE CANDLELIT DINNERS IN FANCY RESTAURANTS. THEY GO TO MOVIES. THEY HAVE WHITE CARPETS.
PEOPLE WITH SMALL CHILDREN HAVEN'T BEEN TO A RESTAURANT WITHOUT
PLASTIC SILVERWARE IN YEARS. THE LAST MOVIE THEY SAW IN A THEATER IS NOW
ON AMERICAN MOVIE CLASSICS. THEIR HOUSE LOOKS LIKE IT WAS
DECORATED BY PEE-WEE HERMAN.
"BABY'S FIRST TATTOO" IS FOR THEM.
For years parents have been buying baby books to document all the precious moments in their new baby's life -- Baby's First Tooth, Baby's First Haircut, Baby's First Step. What have been ignored for too long are those "alternative" precious moments that really should be written down, celebrated, and remembered -- Baby's First Projectile Vomit, Baby's First Tantrum in a Crowded Grocery Store, Baby's 10,000th Dirty Diaper. Otherwise you might forget them and think of becoming parents once again.

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Publisher: Simon & Schuster
Publish Date: Apr 2002
ISBN-13: 9780743224451
ISBN-10: 0743224450
Format: Hardcover
Number of Pages: 80
Shipping Weight (in pounds): 0.5
Product in Inches (L x W x H): 6.5 x 8.0 x 0.5

Book description

MILLIONS OF PEOPLE THINK CHILDREN ARE THE CUTEST,

CUDDLIEST, MOST WONDERFUL, SAINTLY CREATURES

IN THE ENTIRE WORLD.

THESE PEOPLE DO NOT HAVE CHILDREN.

THEY HAVE NICE THINGS. THEY COLLECT FRAGILE POTTERY. THEY HAVE CANDLELIT DINNERS IN FANCY RESTAURANTS. THEY GO TO MOVIES. THEY HAVE WHITE CARPETS.

PEOPLE WITH SMALL CHILDREN HAVEN'T BEEN TO A RESTAURANT WITHOUT

PLASTIC SILVERWARE IN YEARS. THE LAST MOVIE THEY SAW IN A THEATER IS NOW

ON AMERICAN MOVIE CLASSICS.

THEIR HOUSE LOOKS LIKE IT WAS

DECORATED BY PEE-WEE HERMAN.

BABY'S FIRST TATTOO IS FOR THEM.

For years parents have been buying baby books to document all the precious moments in their new baby's life -- Baby's First Tooth, Baby's First Haircut, Baby's First Step. What have been ignored for too long are those "alternative" precious moments that really should be written down, celebrated, and remembered -- Baby's First Projectile Vomit, Baby's First Tantrum in a Crowded Grocery Store, Baby's 10, 000th Dirty Diaper. Otherwise you might forget them and think of becoming parents once again.

Customer Product Reviews

Rated 3.6 out of 5★ by 12reviewers.
Rated 1 out of 5★ by I'm certainly a modern parent but. . . I purchased this baby book because I WOULD like to look back on the funny stuff like tantrums, projectile vomit, accidental TV show baby wasn't supposed to watch. However this book was filled with a LOT of stuff I wouldn't fill out or wouldn't pertain to me. Some of the content was really funny, but even as a modern parent I found some of it to be quite tacky and very negative. Some of it true, but most of it tacky and bizarre. For example, there were several pages dedicated to incidents all leading up to lawsuits. There were pages about custody battles, dad's excuses, dad's faults, dad didn't do this and didn't do that. Although I know this does happen in some cases, to me this is not modern parenting. In a lot of cases dad does do a lot. So maybe this just wasn't for us, but it was certainly NOT what I expected. What I expected was of course the truthful, insane, disgusting, funny things baby does, as well as things for the parents. But I didn't expect this book to be filled with such negative things, and for it to be considered okay, or normal, or something you'd want to write down and hold on to forever. Reality for some people? No doubt, but this is not how I see my future! I did have a several laughs going through the book, but a lot of it made me sad. I guess as a previous reviewer said, it really isn't meant to be filled out. In which case would make it funny. But if you're looking something to fill out and look back on, you may not fill out much but a few pages! I've decided to take this book back and hold on to some of the ideas that were actually funny in this book, and incorporate it into the baby book I'm making from scratch. I'm gunna skip out on the negative stuff though (such as custody battles, and lawsuits for everything under the sun). I do consider myself a modern, new age type of mom-to-be. But not a stereotypical house wife as most of this book implied! 09/02/2011
Rated 2 out of 5★ by not what we were looking for This book has some very funny things to think about when you have a child but we were looking for a memory book to fill in his special moments so that he could have it later in life to look at, some of the pages in this book I would never let my son look at nor would i ever fill it in for him to know however it is funny but was not for us. 09/13/2009
Rated 5 out of 5★ by Hard Core Baby! :) I totally loved this book, but my sister (who wasn't so happy with it as a gift) didn't quite see the humor in it. She ended up returning it, but I would have LOVED to have this when my son's were little. It includes everything from "most annoying visitor" to "baby's first projectile vomit" in the dates to remember. There are going to be a LOT of parents who love this book, but it isn't for everyone. Again, I LOVED IT!!! 11/07/2009
Rated 5 out of 5★ by The Funniest Book You and Your Baby Need I found this book years ago when a friend was pregnant and bought it for her. It is a bit dated but still is a wonderfully funny baby book. I had to have my own copy. 06/12/2014
Rated 5 out of 5★ by HILARIOUS!!! This is one of the funniest thing you could get someone that's expecting!!! It is absolutely HILARIOUS!!! I had tears running down my face just reading a few pages. The only problem I had with it was that it is small, very small!!! I thought it would be around the same sizes of other baby book, 8x10-ish, but this one is only about the size of a childs book, 5x7-ish!!! I still would recommend it because it does have alot of the funny stuff that happens with "real" babies and not just the normal stuff!!! 05/28/2009
Rated 4 out of 5★ by very funny baby's events book there are places to put comments and occurances that seemingly culd only happen to me, but everyone that has seen this book thought it hilarious. I wouldn't recommend that this be the only record you keep. 10/19/2010
Rated 1 out of 5★ by Not what I expected No thank u. The book is a great idea and could be funny as a coffee table book or bathroom material but over half of the book wont get filled out because most of these things will never happen. A little too far fetched and way too many pages. The book is really small, I should have paid attention to sizes. Very easily lost in my kids other books. I would recommend trying another funny memory book. 06/13/2012
Rated 5 out of 5★ by Funny all around - great price!! I got this in hopes of having a funny baby life events book. It def is fun but it's very city based and guess what I live in the country...no real taxis to be seen. Other than that it goes through a few years of life so you'll be filling it out for about 3 years. I think this nd a traditional book is a better combo than just this book but what a laugh your kid will get one day when they hit adult life and get to read through this one. 03/26/2011
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