The Elf Off the Shelf: A Christmas Tradition Gone Bad

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Hardcover, Adams Media Corp, 2011, ISBN13 9781440527913, ISBN10 1440527911

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I honestly did believe this shelf gig was going to be great. 'Get out and see the world, ' they said. 'Experience the joy of wide-eyed kids, holiday cheer, and the Christmas spirit,' they promised. 'Finally leave your parents' basement for once in two hundred and sixty-seven years,' they told me. I was sold.

And off I went. As a member of Santa's spy squad, I headed down south for the holidays to help the big guy decide who's naughty and who's nice. It was going to be a wonderful change of pace from the screwing, hammering, sanding, painting, and wrapping happening in Ol' St. Nick's workshop.

Or so I thought... ~Horace the Elf

In this for-parent's-eyes-only parody of the popular holiday title, The Elf on the Shelf, readers laugh along with Horace as he goes AWOL from his Christmas duties. This photo-story set to verse is the unauthorized (and hilarious) tale of one disgruntled little helper with a gift for making mischief.

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Publisher: Adams Media Corporation
Publish Date: Oct 18, 2011
ISBN-13: 9781440527913
ISBN-10: 1440527911
Format: Hardcover
Number of Pages: 36
Written in: ENG
Shipping Weight (in pounds): 1.0
Product in Inches (L x W x H): 10.0 x 10.0 x 0.5
Walmart No.: 9781440527913
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1.0 stars by ABCDED

This is only the book and does not include the elf.

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Nasty vulgar book!!!!! :(:(:(
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I didn't realize it was an adult book. I would hope no adult would let their children see this awful book.

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