Let's Panic About Babies!: How to Endure and Possibly Triumph over the Adorable Tyrant Who Will Ruin Your Body, Destroy Your Life, Liquefy Your Brain, and Finally Turn You Into

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Let's Panic About Babies!: How to Endure and Possibly Triumph over the Adorable Tyrant Who Will Ruin Your Body, Destroy Your Life, Liquefy Your Brain, and Finally Turn You Into

Format:  Paperback,

266 pages

Publisher: St Martins Pr

Publish Date: Mar 2011

ISBN-13: 9780312648121

ISBN-10: 031264812X

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BABIES. Maybe you're thinking of having one. There might even be one inside you right now, draining nutrients from your system via a tube growing from its midsection. Or maybe you've already got one around the house, somewhere, and you're responsible for its continued survival. You're saddled with a helpless being whom you've agreed to house and feed and love with all your heart for the rest of your life, more or less.

Either way, you're confused, you're frightened, and 911 won't take your calls anymore. But don't despair "Let's Panic About Babies " is here to hold your hand and answer some important, age-old baby-related questions, including:

- How can I be sure I'm pregnant? "(Torso swells gradually until baby falls into underpants.)
"- Did I just pee myself? "(Yes.)"

- What happens if I have sex during my pregnancy? ("Your baby will be born with a full, lush beard.")
- How can I tell if I've chosen the wrong pediatrician? ("He/she can't pronounce "stethoscope."")
- How do I make sure my baby loves me back? ("Voodoo.")

From the moment they're created until the day they steal our cars, our babies demand center stage in our lives. So join Alice and Eden as they tell you (and your lucky partner ) exactly what to think and feel and do, from morning sickness to baby's first steps. They know everything

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Publisher: St Martins Pr
Publish Date: Mar 2011
ISBN-13: 9780312648121
ISBN-10: 031264812X
Format: Paperback
Number of Pages: 266
Shipping Weight (in pounds): 1.1
Product in Inches (L x W x H): 8.0 x 8.0 x 0.5

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